Episode #7: What was that Bob???

Mar,19 2025

Hi Bob,

We were both shocked, but ecstatic, when you and Linda showed up nude for the volleyball game.

Did you read my email from yesterday? Both Essie and I pretty much predicted a high chance that your kids might decide to try naturism.

When you showed up already nude, however, our jaws almost dropped. Nothing you did or said in the past led us to anticipate that move.

But then you didn't want to talk, you just wanted to play. Sure, we can live with that. We've seen new naturists try being comfortable with social nudity.

Linda had told Essie that you tried with her in your home, but with your wife and with strangers is not the same.

The game was fun, for us and you did seem to enjoy yourself. You were smiling, coordinating with us, and Linda seemed to be having a blast, making jokes with Essie and you.

I didn't mind that you didn't. You were focused on the game, and you did great. Did you play since high school, or perhaps with your kids? Right, they might be a little young for volleyball.

You shook hands with the other team, we were about to invite you over to our home, but Linda excused you both, saying you only had about an hour and you both vanished without a word from you.

You don't owe us anything Bob, but I consider you a good friend, and Linda is on track to be solidified as Essie's best friend, so our relationship, between you and me, matters to my wife almost as much as it matters to me.

So, I called you. Twice. You can see it in your missed calls. Essie called Linda, three times. None of you answered, and that got us worried.

Now, maybe you really did need to run, and we are just suffering from some paranoia. Perhaps you will call us back, but we are both puzzled, and I took the opportunity to write to you.

Ok, first, even if you undressed today, you can come back to our place and stay dressed. Linda too. We are thrilled that you are trying our lifestyle, but you don't have to live it.

You can have realized that social naturism wasn't for you. It's fine. Like I said many times, we are not trying to convert you. We are just trying to make friends who accept us, and that's perfectly acceptable.

Maybe I could come to your house, dressed, to rebalance the relationship?

Or possibly, everything is great, and you really did need to run.

But Bob, Essie said something to me, and you know how honest we are. I didn't notice, I swear, but she only did because she plunged to intercept a smash.

Did you hesitate to try naturism because when limp, your penis looks small, especially compared to mine? If so, haven't you looked around today and noticed that many naturist men aren't well-endowed, and they don't care?

I don't know. I feel like we are spinning, and perhaps, we should just wait, but Essie is scared that Linda might be pulling away.

At worst, we'll talk tomorrow at work.

As always,

Your friend,

Peter